a conversation i had with luke today:
luke came into the tv room and asked if i could wash his underwear. i said yes, but what happened that you need it washed?
me: did you pee in it?
luke, no, i farted in it. (shows me his underwear)
me: oh you got a little poop stain on it, no problem.
luke: (insitent) no, i didn’t get poop on my underwear, i got FART on it.